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The Panda Chronicles | ![]() |
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The Story etc... I remember it like it was yesterday. Well, it was....so thats good. It was the sixth day after Halloween. Jason, Tye, and myself decided to take a friendly trip to the local Target. Well, we found some discount candy still laying around and other Halloween stuff. But my brother found this certain item laying among the deformed power ranger masks and princess wands. It was a panda mask. With the original price now 75% off, which brought it down to , it had to be mine. Manical laughter soon followed as I wore it the entire car ride home as I spouted out random Fight Club lines. I wanted to yell at random people walking down the sidewalk as I repeated "You don't know where I've been Lou," but by the time the chance came, I was laughing too hard at their frightened expressions. I decided since people actually liked the mask, I'm going to attempt to take pictures of people around the dorm or so with the mask on and post them on this page. Just watch the spread of evil quickly engulf the town of Oshkosh. |
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The one in question Yes, this is the mask. Just look at it....just dripping with mischief, and evil. |
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Me I was clearly the first one to be deformed by the oh-so-cute-evilish mask. But soon, the numbers started rising. |
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My Brother It seems aparent to me now that the virus is spreading and almost tends to be a genetic mutation. Lets hope we can hold back the outbreak . |
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Tye Jason: Hey Tye, you want some candy? Tye: Not me....but pandas like candy.
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Pizza Guy I would give him a tip...if he didnt keep trying to bite me. |
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Grrrrr...panda like...PAN pizza. |
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The final Stages This what will happen once the deadly panda virus spreads. Obviously the panda is pissed. We have decided that the Panda Virus leads to outbreaks of road rage and quote spilling of famous and good movies. |
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